America's most feared
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                    4 feet x 4 feet of pure racist blubber 

Rush Limbaugh Potato

RUSH LIMBAUGH POTATO UNEARTHED IN MAINE!!!!

8/26/2010:

Likeness is stunning, shocking!!!!

From the blog master .... "I swear to Mother Nature, this is exactly how this potato looked when dug up at my organic farm in Maine!!!!

Note: another inexplicable miracle .... while it's potato neighbors were swarming with maggots, not one maggot dared take even a single chomp out of the Rush Limbaugh potato (it seemed to exude a putrid stink that not even the lowly maggots could tolerate!!!!

RUSH LIMBAUGH: THE TALKING TOILET

Limbaugh: "Head" Shot


James Carville affirms, "....Rush Limbaugh runs the Republican party ....". "Runs" is a perfect metaphor. Limbaugh is a talking toilet. He feeds on waste and effluent. Then, like a toilet in the basement, flushes it upward into the thirsty maws of his legions of lemmings.

So, approximately half of America is kneeling at the porcelain rim of a talking toilet, staws in mouths, thirsty for the next sip of sewage gathered by this .... oxycontin-addled, morbidly obese, visually repugnant, Viagra-sotted, morally bankrupt, thrice-divorced, self-loathing, malodorous, befouled plumbing fixture.

Bon appetit!

LIMBAUGH'S LEMMINGS

And now we celebrate the Baptism of a new class of political cowards, forever to be regarded, in the assessment of bloggers worldwide, as, "LIMBAUGH'S LEMMINGS".

Limbaugh's Palin-Envy Halloween Debut

"Barack The Magic Negro" Limbaugh's Favorite Racist Execration

Here, in all their racist despicable-ness, are the lyrics to Rush Limbaugh's favorite musical excret-- I mean, execration, "Barack, The Magic Negro" (may God forgive me for typing that phrase) featured today between 2-2:30 on the viagra-laden lump of crap's radio show

(More on the history of this "song" later. This was played, 9/17/08, in it's entirety, featuring a horrendously offensive vocal, replete with Ku-Klux-Klan-worthy racist inflection):

Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times they called him that
cause he's not authentic like me.

Yeah the guy from the L.A. paper
said he made guilty whites feel good
they'll vote for him and not for me
cause hes not from da hood.

See, real black men like snoop dogg
or me or Farrakhan
have talked the talk and walked the walk
not come and laid and won (not sure about this line).

Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times they called him that
cause he's not authentic like me
cause hes black but not authentically.

Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times they called him that
cause he's not authentic like me
cause hes black but not authentically.

Some say Barack's articulate
and bright and new and clean
the media sure love this guy
a white interloper's dream.

But when you vote for president
watch out and don't be fooled
don't vote the magic negro in
cause...

(background singing the first 3 lines, while the singer is saying)

Cause I wont have nothing after all these years of sacrifice and I wont get justice this is about justice this is about justice, buffet, I don't have no buffet there wont be any church contributions there'll be no cash in the collection plate, no cash money, no walkin' around money...

3:47 p.m., my apologies for touching the keys that copied and pasted the above. My solemn vow to move mind and matter in sufficient quantity, and exploiting every legal option, to eliminate this morbidly obese, sub-human abomination from the free airwaves of the world.