Wednesday, February 4, 2009

RUSH LIMBAUGH: THE TALKING TOILET

Limbaugh: "Head" Shot


James Carville affirms, "....Rush Limbaugh runs the Republican party ....". "Runs" is a perfect metaphor. Limbaugh is a talking toilet. He feeds on waste and effluent. Then, like a toilet in the basement, flushes it upward into the thirsty maws of his legions of lemmings.

So, approximately half of America is kneeling at the porcelain rim of a talking toilet, staws in mouths, thirsty for the next sip of sewage gathered by this .... oxycontin-addled, morbidly obese, visually repugnant, Viagra-sotted, morally bankrupt, thrice-divorced, self-loathing, malodorous, befouled plumbing fixture.

Bon appetit!

Saturday, January 31, 2009

LIMBAUGH'S LEMMINGS

And now we celebrate the Baptism of a new class of political cowards, forever to be regarded, in the assessment of bloggers worldwide, as, "LIMBAUGH'S LEMMINGS".